New Column! Apr 16, 2009 at 4:00 am

New Column!

Eat a Bag of Dicks!

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1
It's "bowl", guys. Get hip with the lingo.
A CAT, probably on April 16, 2009 at 3:11 PM Report this
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Hey Mr. Cocksmoker... Eat a bag of dicks! Quit listening to Queens of the Stone Age or coming to the Meadows bar!
setwavemagnet on April 17, 2009 at 5:47 PM Report this
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Wot.
A CAT, probably on April 18, 2009 at 5:56 PM Report this
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Isn't it "cumming" not "coming"? I'm just sayin'...
wink on April 19, 2009 at 9:20 AM Report this

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