New Column! Jul 16, 2009 at 4:00 am

New Column!

C'mon Down to Mentally Incompetent Three-Fingered Larry's "Recall Sam Adams" Sign-Up Hut!

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holy shit someone must have buried oscar wilde in the pet sematary and hired him to write for the portland mercury because that is some scathing fucking satire right there
Sarcasm is the Last Refuge of Your Mom on July 16, 2009 at 5:18 PM Report this
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Y'arrr, matey. It been fine shit he be a,swilling, y'arrr.
Cap'n Jellybeard on July 21, 2009 at 5:15 PM Report this

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