Oh-- oh no!!

Slash fiction? Really Mercury? Even for you, that's...

LMAO - Data would be like the energizer bunny and keep going, and going, and going....

I needed a good laugh today :)

Next issue: Gay Shenanigans aboard the Enterprise...

I hope!!! *crosses fingers*

@BruceWang, forget it. Gay Shenanigans and Enterprise don't rhyme.

You'd have to come up with something that rhymed with "Hikaru Sulu".

I love this. Thank you for making my day a little bit better!

Oh man, this isn't quite up the the "Worf on Wharfs" standard but anyone who watched this show should realize that these columns are gold. Pure gold.

That Jean-Luc Picard...

http://www.youtube.com/user/DarthContinent…

:-D

Jolly good! After seeing P.S. on SNL and Extras, I can envision him saying these very lines!

Yeah, I know this is a week late, but I found the Riker column uninspired! Come on, everybody knows he's a tromboner, and if you can't make funny from that...well...

I am pretty sure that this is the most fantasmic thing on the face of the earth. So far one of the best articles I have read. Bravo!