New Column! May 5, 2011 at 4:00 am

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Oh Thor! mightiest of all in Asgard! that Great hammer of yours, Mjolnir, was made for you by My kinsman, Alviss, the All wise! the deal thou hast agreed allowed him to take from you your own daughter! what a trader you must be. But No, tricks were laid, and that bargain, to say the names of many things in all tongues, was rent by thy trickery. Instead you did cause wise Alviss, to remain in danger of sunstroke, thus causing him harm unto paralysis!
Consider this, mighty daughter-trader, Oath-breaker, and be ready to recieve Wrath from the Mighty Team of Sigurson, Hammarskjöld, Cohen and Johansen Atty's at law, and be ready to defend thyself in the eyes of men and gods. And your movie is sooo gay.
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This article was too funny!

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