New Column! Aug 4, 2011 at 4:00 am

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Dear Rob,
Someone who may be devilishly handsome (but I suspect was disguised as a poor asshat) stole the Warn winch right off my Jeep! No evidence was present a the scene of the crime except for a dollop of Crew brand hair gel. Can you help me find the culprit?
zombiesai on August 3, 2011 at 6:54 PM Report this

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