New Column! Jan 6, 2016 at 10:00 pm

Ask a Militia Patriot Occupying a Federal Bird Sanctuary

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OK, cute blog.... but please tell me the difference between these assholes, and the ones you really loved during 'occupy'?
There really isn't much.
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If and when the Bundy pays the grazing fees they already owe, which is in excess of 1 million dollars, I might consider listening to them. Until then they're just another bunch of whining welfare queens.
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^^I know you're just trolling, frankieb, but here are a just a few differences:

Motivation: Occupy was in opposition to oligarchy ("private takeover of the people's/nation's stuff") whereas the Bundy Bunch wants private ownership/exploitation of the people's/nation's resources and overthrow of the federal government. Essentially, this is civil disobedience versus sedition.

Tactics: Occupy folks were (mostly) peaceful and any violence was not backed up by firearms (give us what we want or we'll just stand here and shout at/harrass you), whereas the Bunchers' firearms are extensions of and essential to their message (give us what we want or we'll shoot you).

General demographics: Occupy included various ethnicities, orientations, and religious traditions (or lack thereof), whereas the Bundy Boys are boys--white ones--who are united in their ideological "conservatism" and state they are acting on God's behalf.
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@frankieb: there is really only one material difference. It isn't the demographics or the nature of the cause as that is immaterial. The line between appropriate civil disobedience and inappropriate civil disobedience is pretty clearly crossed when the group is toting assault rifles and putting snipers in towers.
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Dear Militia Patriot, Guarding the Bird Refuge,
You guys are going to have to leave, because you came to town, and have brought a lot of controversial problems to the attention of the USA. We know your family and friends made the Federal Agents back down when you guys pointed guns at them not too long ago. You are the only people I know that do that and get away with it.
The people you came to help have already turned themselves in to the Federal Prison. Respect them as they did the right thing. I hope they get an appeal. You are trying to solve problems for Ranchers that are too afraid to speak up for themselves. If they have grievances, they are not going to support you because they think you are just trying to get them in trouble. Reform of some type needs to come about from what I have read.
The Sheriff Ward is just a scapegoat so the Governor and Federal Agents don't look stupid.
How about the FBI getting up close and personal to the job they are paid to do. I hope the Governor calls the FBI up to get you guys out safely. You need to leave; and the Governor needs to make a decision.
I hope this ends real soon, I hope the people get a right to air their grievances without retaliation, I hope the government quits passing the buck. I hope you guys go back to your homes and get real jobs or volunteer where it is welcome.
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1st of all why the frig are you using AK-47's? You got pictures of Chairman Mao and Ho Chi Minh in your little purses? Do you run the batch staring at those little pics? Do you and your buddies dress up in silky black jammies when you stroke those weapons? You are very lucky I'm not put in charge of your clusterfuck for just one day. I'll get my old Nam buddies out of detox and the rest homes. We'll pull up in my restored Sherman and blow you and your pop guns into the sky. If any of you survive that, you won't like our interrogation tactics. You don't really know anything we'd need to beat out of you....but it sure would be fun anyway. Oh shit I've got a better idea. You survivors we make stand tall (in your 5" heel cowboy boots) and we put ripe pomegranates on your heads. Then we all get to see my second in command Dennis "Devil Man" DelGado show us some trick sniper shots from 100 yards. We boo him if he only splashes the fruit off your head. For your sake I hope he still hasn't got those DT's. My best to your widows and orphans. Also your seed spilling senile daddy Cliven the Prolific eats shit sandwiches.

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