Ok I get it. Men don't get Valentine's Day any more than we get... Anything. Judging by your list of "don'ts" you are clearly an expert veteran of love. So what are the "do's" Francine? You're a hot, educated and hip lady, what do you and your Beau have planned? I'm assuming my "Starwars on acid with a cash covered mattress" plan will also fail your litmus test on love. (Or does that sound ok? Call me ;)