Darling Ann,

Do you even KNOW what the past three days have been like without your witty comments regarding Klondike Britney? Oh, how I long for the pithy way only YOU can make a mockery of McCrabby's painfully unfortunate (for the Republinazis, I mean, not us and Barack!) VP lady pick.

What WAS he thinking? That he'd enjoy looking at her ass while she fetches him jello???

BTW, I love how all her family values and abstinence only ideals are falling all around her: personally, I don't think that just because flipfloppy, troopergate "America's Hottest Gov" says Bristol's conveniently exactly the right amount preggers to not be her prop's---I mean infant son's---mother, doesn't mean that Sarah Palin wouldn't possibly bend the truth.

Yes, it's true, I think Trig is Sarah's grandson. I also think the Palins' original plan to conceal their daughter's second pregnancy was probably more along these lines:

"okay Todd, BRistol's gotten herself knocked up. AGAIN. And we already used the whole mono thing. Hey!!! I know, we'll say she has a toy making intership with Santa!!! And we'll say she came back on his sleigh...and this time, the new baby can be Grandma's miracle baby!!! It's gotta work".