Congratulations, you managed to NOT make through another column without mentioning your "hubby". Hey, you actually have a man. Said man has a stupid name, and (for purposes of comedy I'm sure) some alleged slovenly and chauvinistic habits. Wow. Marginally funny once, 4 years ago. Oh wait......it's a satirical view on MEN. I get it. Wow that's sure a big elephant in the room. Hopefully you are equally facetious in your comedic (and I use the term loosely) rants on celebrities. I mean if you actually cared that would be....Scary? Sad? Kinda pathetic?