My dear Ms. Romano ... as soon as you called Kim Kardashian a fucking ugly bag of moldy laundry (ALL CAPS, no less), I knew it was love. And it only got better from there on. I could almost see the spittle flying as you furiously typed away. You have made my list of People I'd Invite To A Dinner Party Just To See The Shit Fly. I heart u 4evr.
Lindsay has to be STONED to act like that, y'know...
Oh, and guess what? I beat the "Honeybucket" guy AGAIN!