Hey, Ann! Yeah you, oh great defender and advocate of homosexuals and trans folk! You who fight the good fight of feminism by blasting away at sexual and gender-centric stereotypes! Please note that many of us who do not wear panties (and no underwear at all just in case the opportunity should arise) are more than willing to jump onto Alexander Skarsgaard's throbbing, erect man meat while he indulges our fantasies of being a hobbit riding one of the Big Folk all the way to glorious, mind-shattering release!

And to think I just thought she was a gossip-whore.

JUST KIDDING