Revenge Of The Redheads
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I'm the redhead you tried to scam and then verbally assaulted. But I'm not so "easy." Your routine needs work, for starters. It's hard to believe someone having car troubles on I-5 would be on the opposite side of town. What, are you Superman now? You saw your grand opportunity to give me the "sales pitch," which I ignored because I don't need to fucking hear your problems. Then you screamed
, "Fucking bitch!" and threatened to throw me off the overpass. Oh, how rude I am for not giving you the attention you erroneously think you're entitled to. Finally, I said I couldn't help. You responded, "That's all you had to say, bitch. I hope your boyfriend beats the fuck out of you every night... " EXCUUUUSE ME
?! Let's get one thing straight, asshole. You have no right whatsoever to dominate any woman under any circumstances. Yeah, you really
sound like a guy who ran out of gas on the freeway! When you end up in prison, I hope your boyfriend rapes the fuck out of you every night.