A nice variety of sexual ambiguity and simply good advice, IMO. Oh, and for that last one, you can always just smack around the new cry'n'pooper until DHS takes the kid away and puts it in foster care! But I don't really recommend that option, what with it being unethical and inefficient and all. ;) I'm just saying, there are a lot worse options than being responsible and planning ahead, even if that hurts.

Oh wait, that was kind of awful, wasn't it? Sorry.