Savage Love Jul 29, 2010 at 4:00 am

"Dear Dan, why don't women get a pass on looking at porn?"

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1
Don't women get a pass on the vibrator? Seems to me if a dude had a pocket pussy or whatever that many women would view that as a creepy deal-breaker, while a women with a vibrator is not a big deal.
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I have to agree with Slueth... I'd say women get a pass on sex toys easier than men do. And men get a pass on porn easier than women do. Seems fairly equitable to me.

Better option... people should just be less judgmental about what floats other peoples boats.
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Harlequin romance novels are kind of like that thing DEB is wondering what about. Nobody bats an eye at a woman reading erotic fiction, but only the oddest of men read them Fanny Hill books.
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the only new years resolution i ever kept was giving up porn. like much tv programming, i feel it gives me false expectations and sense of reality.
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Is it just me or is painfully obvious that Dan Savage sometimes writes his own letters?
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About the dudes with sex toys: it's an eww-gross issue. I like to know who/where/what kind of cavernous wet hole a sex toy has been exploring. I'd rather have my own toys, thank you very much.
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Cupcakes?
Have you ever tried, (er, excuse me, watched a woman enjoy) a cannoli?

Those East Coast wonder of crisp hard outer shell of about 5 to 6 inches long tube, and about a genteel ladies light grasp wide, with a thick savory cream center. A special treat that should be licked and savored as the lady gently passes the Italian desert through her firm and enclosing lips, past glazing, oh so gently glazing, and teasing teeth. Then with a combination of lavash tongue motion and mild sucking slowly extract the cream filling onto the tongue and down the throat. Repeat until only a husk of the shell remains, then watch as the husk collapses in total release and joy.

(Note: If the lady uses too much firm teeth on the outer part in the early stages of enjoyment, the desert prematurely collapses!)

Dan, I recommend the Pastry Girl's Cannoli out on SE Stark, in Montavilla, near the Academy Theater. A treat for discrete ladies.
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Surprised no one mentioned those weird 'Fling' Candy Bars 'Fingers':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUVc99mSltg…

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