Dan's response to the "slop" letter is probably the most 'leotarded' response I have ever seen him make.

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I think Dan's response to the "slop" letter was right on the money!
But to each his own....

I concur with Dan's statement to the gal who feels like she forced herself onto her roommate; the double standard of men who are treated like a horse's ass and are violently rebuffed for asking a girl out is just a little too much, ladies. 'Specially in P-Town. "So sorry that I didn't know you liked eating peach-fish too, thought you were hetero..."