How about something simple like "Palin", in honor of someone who is more disgusting by the day?


Had to go piss and got it on the wall 'cause of the Palin stuck in there.

The trajectory of the errant piss stream that "sprays off at some crazy angle and gets all over the floor or the walls" definitely ought to be called the Sharron Angle.

How about "Unpredictable Super-Soaker Madness", because that's what it reminds me of.

the blockage should be called Krispy Kreme. yummy!

Let's call it Glenn Beck.

This is obvious. It's the John Boehner.

When peeing late at night I often sit down to avoid errant streams. It is restful and clean.

I wish my roommate would do that. Many a morning I've stumbled into the bathroom only to find myself standing in someone else's almost-made-it-in-the-toilet puddle of piss.

"definitely ought to be called the Sharron Angle"------------problem is that she is pretty much over and done. She is not going to be remembered for long, and her name just doesn't have the multisyllabic melody of Santorum.

Palin is better. We are going to be stuck with her in our lives for a long time to come, even if her presidential ambitions are probably shot.