Savage Love Dec 29, 2011 at 4:00 am

Savage Love

Love Hate Relationship

Dan Savage
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BOMBAST should surprise her by saving up a month's worth of cum and when she goes to smell it cover her face with it.

I can supply materials if requested.
on December 28, 2011 at 4:23 PM Report this
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Masturbation is one of the keys to a happy relationship.
uop on December 30, 2011 at 12:12 AM Report this
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Jesus Christ...how do guys that mope around kicking the can around women like this get by in life? What a bitch.
The Beans on January 11, 2012 at 1:41 PM Report this
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Stick a finger in your asshole while you masterbate and then make her smell that hand...
UnicornSomersault on January 16, 2012 at 6:26 PM Report this

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