Recently, it has come to our attention that many people across the United States believe themselves to be in love with Benicio Del Toro. But before you leave your spouse and children, don't you think you should be sure? Working around the clock with a team of crack Benicio Del Toro experts, we have put together the following true/false quiz. Are you lovelorn? Or just smitten? Now you can find out. Good luck.
T F I am a straight woman, or a gay man.
T F I notice things like, you can't spell Benicio Del Toro without N.I.C.E. B.O.D.
T F I cut my hand slamming it triumphantly it into a glass coffee table when Benicio Del Toro won the Oscar.
T F If there were a guide to Benicio Del Toro haunts, I'd buy one.
T F If Benicio Del Toro were to ask me to marry him, I'd say yes.
T F If Benicio Del Toro were to ask me to sleep with him, I'd say yes.
T F If Benicio Del Toro were to ask me to drink urine, I'd say yes.
T F I've been practicing writing my first name with the last name Del Toro.
T F Just talking about Benicio Del Toro makes my heart flutter.
T F I have looked up horoscopes for Benicio Del Toro and myself to check for compatibility.
T F I watch Benicio Del Toro movies I've already seen "just to hear his voice."
T F I have a photo of Benicio Del Toro up in my locker/cubical/bedroom.
T F I have a photo of Benicio Del Toro in my pocket.
T F I have a photo of Benicio Del Toro taped to my vibrator.
T F I have written to Benicio Del Toro.
T F I have written fan fiction about Benicio Del Toro.
T F I can name the character that Benicio Del Toro. played in a bit part on one episode of Miami Vice.
T F I can't name the character, but I am going to look it up on the internet as soon as I am done taking this quiz.
T F I, too, am passionate about painting.
T F I have renamed my cat Javier Rodriguez Rodriguez.
T F I understood every word Benicio said in The Usual Suspects.
Did you answer True to 10 or more questions? Congratulations! You are in love with Benicio Del Toro. You may leave your family and begin pursuing Benicio fulltime. He may not be responsive at first, but if you really really love him, he'll come around. People Who Are In Love With Benicio Del Toro generally get along well with People Who Are In Love With Vincent D'Onofrio, and hairstylists.
Known for their sexual promiscuity and plucky optimism, People Who Love Benicio Del Toro can be ill tempered when challenged. Best to stay clear. Especially if you are Benicio Del Toro.