All this debate over human cloning has led to some understandable hand wringing among those prone to identity crises. How much of who you are is determined by your DNA? Are you replaceable? And, if you are a clone, do you have super powers? Sorry, no. Still, it could be fun. Think you might be an illegal scientific experiment? Take this easy true/false quiz and find out. Quick. Before someone tries to harvest your organs. Good luck!

T F I buy all my clothing in sets of two.
T F
My favorite outfit is a white lycra bodysuit with hood and booties.
T F I support myself with government grant money.
T F
Sometimes I feel as if I've never had an original thought.
T F
People tell me I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
T F
I don't have any body hair.
T F
I work at an underground frozen pea packing plant with several hundred others who look just like me.
T F
I'm only comfortable when I'm in L.A.
T F
My proctologist found a bar code in my rectum.
T F
I am against stem cell research.
T F
It's uncanny how much I look like my mother did when she was a girl.
T F Sometimes I feel like I don't have a soul.
T F
My name is Steve Forbes.
T F
I was born at M.I.T.
T F
In high school I made an effort to look like everyone else.
T F
That's not a mole; it's a third nipple.
T F
My favorite book is The Boys From Brazil.
T F
I am often invited to appear on PBS.
T F
I have been trained as a government assassin.
T F
I am uncomfortable with my individuality.
T F
People keep trying to dissect me.
T F
I only buy clothes at Banana Republic.
T F
I don't think this quiz is funny at all.
T F
My parents named me "Dolly."

Did you answer "true" to ten or more of the above? You might be a clone! Clones get along well with people who have diabetes. They often get work as extras on The X-Files. Clones should be careful of Republicans and science fiction writers. Some clones have found success as teen pop stars. Many end up as Victoria's Secret sales girls. Clones should take precautions around hospitals and scientific laboratories. Remember, no one has the right to take your kidney without your written permission.