The picture of David Mitchell in the paper is, unfortunately, the wrong English David Mitchell. The pictured David Mitchell is a star and writer for the hilarious Peep Show sitcom and That Mitchell Web Look sketch show. I'm just glad my friend had enough common sense to check that out on wikipedia first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mitchel…)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mitchel…)

yeah i'm glad we checked also.

also: fuck you, portland mercury you ass.

Yeah - WRONG DAVID MITCHELL. I'm sure this guy's nice enough - but not the bust-out funny guy the real David Mitchell is.

Thanks for RUINING LIVES with this David Mitchell/David Mitchell national nightmare. My hopes and dreams are now completely dashed that I will ever get to meet "the myth child".

I didn't even check it any further after seeing the picture. Maybe I wanted to believe it so much. You gotta make it up to us guys. BRING HIM TO PORTLAND.

Look.

We're sorry.

Well, if you're going to apologize for it, that strips away all the fun of being mad. Thanks so very much.