"My fear of the bear at Showbiz Pizza when I was six
was overwhelming and not dissimilar to this"

That line is one of many lyrical gems dropped in Alopecia, the most recent album from Why?. Given ones rational fear of animatronic carnivores that play instruments, it's easy to see where frontman Yoni Wolf is coming from. But perhaps Wolf never saw the Showbiz Pizza band get down, Usher style...