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Happy 59th Boss!

Today you are one step closer to 60, yet you still remain more hip, more awesome, and more sexy (definitely more sexy) then I could ever hope to be. How you continue to be the coolest man with an AARP card is beyond me.

You know, this here blog is a little obsessed with you (well, me and Ezra are, at least), and I'm pretty sure we've posted about every classic video that you've made already. So, in honor of today's momentous occasion, I'm posting something that very few Portland hipsters have appreciation for: the bolo tie, Tunnel of Love era. "Brilliant Disguise" is a jam, and those that disagree are just plain wrong.

I hope Patti buys you something nice today.