Here's a friendly message from the cuddly moptop:

You hear that, fans? Ringo Starr DOESN'T want to hear from you. Do NOT send him any more fan mail. Well, not at least after October 20th.

Peace and love to you too, Ringo.

(sobs; crumples up heartfelt 30-page letter signed in blood; begins composing mash notes to Charlie Watts and Oasis drummer [name unknown] instead)

Via LA Times' Dish Rag.