So we've known for some time that Prince is a Jehovah's Witness. What just found out is that dude actually knocks on doors. Can you imagine? And what if, in the middle of the afternoon at the doorstep of some sultry, voluptuous, suburban housewife, Prince shows up. I'm sure he can be Pretty convincing...

Here's a little peak inside Prince's odd religiousity, from the New Yorker. My favorite bit, in regards to the man's take on Homosexuality:

"God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, 'Enough.' "

I have no idea what that means. But I like it.