Friends, readers, goths, sad teenagers with unfortunate haircuts:
I stand before you with a pair of Nine Inch Nails tickets to their Sunday, December 7th concert at the Rose Garden.
Do you want them?
Of course you do.
Just comment below on why you think you deserve these tickets. The best comment wins, but your entry better top my tale about how I once wrote lyrics from Pretty Hate Machine--in metallic paint pen, no less--on a pair of roller hockey skates (when you think about it, sadness and Rollerblading go hand-in-hand).
You have until tomorrow at 3pm. Good luck, kids.