I'm no Rod Hill—KATU's weather hunk, I hear he has keys to their chopperso the only way I know how to properly gauge this snowfall is if it's too deep for me to outrun the cops.

It is not. Trust me.

But in the amazing "I Tried" video from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony (featuring everyone's favorite Konvict, Akon), the snow is indeed too deep to escape the pursuing Cleveland po-po, who chase (and rough up) a suspect who did not commit a crime. Wrong place, wrong time. Move to Oregon, dude, you can totally outrun the cops here.