Below is the exact transcription of a conversation that took place at the Mercury office on Friday afternoon:

EZRA: Hey, have you see the Blitzen Trapper live video from their Bridgetown Comedy Festival performance for The Sound of Young America?
NED: It's really great.
EZRA: I sort of want to blog it, but I feel like we cover that band too much. What do you think?
NED: I want you inside of me.

Clearly, Mr. Lannamann was not aware of our company's strict sexual harassment policy. But he was correct about one thing, this video is really great. I'd blog about it more, but I have to file a complaint with human resources.