From the internets:
Hey Portland couples and friendly singles: we need kissers to passionately kiss on camera for a YACHT video. Tomorrow. Noon. Valentine's.
Do I get to kiss Jona and Claire?
What's that? No, it's just a coldsore. Oh come on, where are you going?
Anyway, if you are the smooching type show up to Valentine's (232 SW Ankeny) at noon today (Thursday). Video fame, and a sweet hickey, await.
I hope the video isn't just kissing, since that's been done.