If you've had "Children's Story" stuck in your head since 1988 then you're going to want to see The Ruler himself, Slick Rick, tomorrow night at the Roseland. Lucky for you, we have a pair of tickets with your name on them.
Here comes my Ron Popeil moment: But wait, there's more. If you enter this contest right now, we'll throw in opening acts Rahzel and the Beatnuts. The "Survival of the Illest Tour" is as legendary of a hiphop bill you'll find this side of Rock the Bells, although, to be fair, Rahzel is great and all, but the dude can't make a pug beatbox. Just saying.
Anyway, to win your way into this show, strap on your eye patch and comment below on why you think you deserve the tickets. The response that best knocks 'em out the box by 5pm today will win a pair of tickets to tomorrow's show. Good luck.
Slick Rick - "Children's Story"