Local punk label Dirtnap Records is seeking those interested in a "super part time internship." Not sure if that means a part time internship that just so happens to be super, or one that only requires a few hours of your precious time.

Dirtnap Records, a small, Portland based record label/retail store, needs an intern (or 2!) to help out around the label/shop. General office help, light database work, assembly, mailing, etc etc. Unpaid, but we can probably get you college credit. 6 month commitment, 4-8 hours a week, fairly flexible hours. Knowledge of the current underground DIY punk scene a big fucking plus. Interested? Send resume to or call 503-736-0909. What have you got to lose, except your dignity?

Agreed. Dignity is overrated.