I've heard a lot of bitching and moaning about Bob Dylan's upcoming Christmas album. My response has unfailingly been, "Shut up, Bob Dylan can do whatever he wants. If he wants to fart into a microphone and talk about Jesus I will buy it."
Well... there is a video up on Dylan's site for the song "Must Be Santa" and now I am the one shutting up. I encourage you all to watch it and we'll laugh, cry and scratch our heads together. It's not embeddable, but it's well worth the mouse-click:
WHO HAS A BEARD THAT'S LONG AND WHITE?
(Bonus: can someone explain to me the sub-plot of the guy who's running around throwing glasses at people and threatening guests with a fire-poker? What's his deal?)