CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION: MAGIC JOHNSON, FUCK YOU SAFARI, NUCULAR AMINALS, & MORE
(East End, 203 SE Grand) No, not the U2 song. In this case...

Wait, what? U2 song? What the fuck were we thinking?

Actually, "Children of the Revolution" is a fantastic T. Rex song that U2 covered. This is totally like that one time we thought "Cat's in the Cradle" was written by Ugly Kid Joe. Our apologies to T. Rex, Marc Bolan's yellow blouse, and the people of Portland.