What's this? APTBS is playing a show? For FREE? Here in PDX? At THE WOODS?

Brooklyn's A Place To Bury Strangers is considered by many one of the loudest bands around (sorry, Motörhead, you've been dethroned). I can only imagine what they will do to eardrums in the tiny confines of The Woods. The band will perform on Monday, March 15th, and the show is being put on by 94/7 FM. Did I mention it's FREE? Which means it will probably fill up quickly. And it will be LOUD... I hear APTBS will attempt to become the first band to hit the Brown Note. Me? I'll be outside selling earplugs and diapers for 10 bucks.