The internet provides us with something to do at work—other than, you know, work—so this is your chance to take 16 minutes (on the clock) to bask in the finest music film ever captured on VHS tape. Everyone this side of Glenn Tipton has seen Heavy Metal Parking Lot multiple times, but since the video is now posted in its entirety at SnagFilms, why not just revisit that Maryland parking lot for one more Judas Priest pre-concert party?

"What would you do if you saw Rob Halford right now?"
"I'd jump his bones."

(Hate to break it to you lady, but he'd hate that.)