Fans celebrating a reunited Pavement in true '90s slacker fashion will not be spending Memorial Day Weekend with "The Band That Ruined Lollapalooza." Organizers announced today that the Sasquatch! Festival has sold out in record time. This year's impressive and broad line-up (including recent additions Bobcat Goldthwait and They Might Be Giants) is the likely culprit for such enthusiastic sales.

In completely unrelated news, tickets for tonight's John Mayer concert are still available.