Quick, someone make a noose out of the Lasso of Truth!

Back in the days of television variety specials—and stronger cocaine—Wonder Woman herself, Lynda Carter recorded a frightful medley entitled "Rock N' Roll Fantasy." She pays homage to the biggest stars of the day—Tina Turner, KISS, and Bette Midler (with a banana peel mic, since Midler is evidently an ape)—in a clip that is both oddly hypnotic and will test the will of even the strongest viewer.

If you make it through all 6:36, I'll buy you an invisible airplane.

h/t: Human Clock