We spotted this Craigslist listing for a certain "N.E. Portland bar, nightclub, music venue, restaurant, and lounge" for sale that just so happens to be the Tonic Lounge. For $95k you can own the long-running Sandy Blvd. venue (land not included) with its two bars, great sound system, large patio, full kitchen, a Fantasy For Adults Only bookstore conveniently located across the street, and plenty of off-street parking.
Booker David Gaysunas confirmed that the Tonic's owners are looking for someone to take over the establishment. Perhaps that someone is you? Also, the old Meow Meow building at 527 SE Pine is for sale as well. Buy 'em both.