Who has two thumbs and tickets to see the Yoko Ono “We Are Plastic Ono Band" performance in Los Angeles this weekend? Well, not me, I lost a thumb in a junior high shop class accident. But I'm still going to the show because it has a lineup that will melt your tender little brain:
Yoko Ono: We Are Plastic Ono Band
with special guests: Lady Gaga, Kim Gordon, Thurston Moore, Cornelius, Perry Farrell, Carrie Fisher, Vincent Gallo, Yuka Honda, Sean Lennon, RZA, Harper Simon, Tune-Yards
Princess Leia and RZA? Kim Gordan and Lady Gaga? Vincent Gallo and Tune-Yards? I really don't even know where to start. If it's not the greatest show in music history I promise to chop off my other thumb and throw it at Gallo. That guy seems like a dick.