Tonight at Holocene, Wampire's Rocky Tinder is throwing himself a "surprise" 23rd birthday party. In the short video advertisement above, Tinder—aka Roggy—is ho-humming about his birthday until E*Rock hijacks his fantasies and—surprise!—a neon-flashing, mattress-"selling", totally bitching party is born. DJ Beyonda and DJ Sexy Cousin will be at the decks for the celebration, with psych-outs from Golden Retriever and Boo Jays. Come wish the man a happy birthday, but don't expect to come away with a real, dude-size mattress for just three dollars.