So the Greg Dulli show was packed on Saturday. Perhaps the show did sell out eventually, but when our End Hits' "Eye in the Sky" arrived at the Doug Fir, the show was not sold out. How come it was so crowded, then? Our theory is, perhaps bigger fans—meaning: older fans, perhaps a little larger around the middle?

Okay I'm kidding about that, but does raise a very, very important question: What band has the biggest fans? (And by biggest, I mean fattest.)

Tad? ICP? Meat Loaf?