Not to be outdone by their most evil of rivals, the Rockettes—enough with the stupid air kicks already—the Portland Cello Project are pulling out all the stops for their holiday extravaganza. PCP is making room onstage for one-night-only collaborations alongside the Corin Tucker Band, Typhoon, the Golden Bears the PHAME Academy Choir, and perhaps a certain jolly old man all the way from the North Pole. (Actually, Santa might not make it, he's too busy murdering pale Finnish children.)

Since your stocking is in need of a good stuffing, we want to give you a pair of tickets to this Friday, December 17 seated show at the Crystal Ballroom. Just comment below and explain why you deserve to win. The best comment by Tuesday (that's tomorrow) at 4pm will be the glorious winner. Good luck.

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