A little poke around the live calendar reveals this upcoming show at Backspace:


Okay, my interest is piqued. I'd like to know a little more about you, Mary Magdalan. Perhaps your website will tell me some interesting info, like who you are, where you're playing, and what you sound like.


Instead, I have the option to buy a veritable crap-ton of merch, like "Digi.n3rd" glasses" ($19.99!), Silver or Pink Skin Pants ($24.99 each!), or a baffling array of "Digi.n3rd bundles" that come in a range of sizes from "1 GB" ($13.99!) to "8 GB" ($89.99!). Oh, and also a "Hottie Pink Slika."

But music? Bio? Tour dates? A single music video, perhaps? Nope.

A good thing too, because an independent web search of Mary Magdalan's music reveals that... well, I'll let you see for yourself. (I guessed it would sounded like a cross between Ke$ha and Marilyn Manson, while Ezra thought it might be more like Brokencyde... We were both kinda right and wrong.)