I want this huge white cat to give me a face massage! It looks soothing. This new video from Portland's La Pump is from their new debut album Polygon, and it's directed by local filmmaker Aubree Bernier-Clarke. It has a huge white cat in it and I think that Jen Agosta, the La Pump lady, is getting frisky with it—so you're probably so busy watching it you didn't even finish reading this. You won't even notice when I start spouting nonsense: ABRA CHUPACABRA! PRESTO CHANGO!

La Pump plays the East End on Monday, November 19.