[UPDATE: This contest is closed and the winner has been notified.]

STRFKR—that's short for Stair Flicker, I think—is returning to their former Portland home on Thursday, October 17 for a show at the Crystal Ballroom, and we're giving away a pair of tickets! If you'd like to see the Store Funkers, just fire off an email to this address with "I Want STRFKR Tix" in the subject line. Please include your first and last name in the email, and we'll select a winner at random. This contest closes Monday afternoon at 5 pm, so don't delay!

N.B. Some of the above information was actually hilarious jokes. STRFKR is short for STARFUCKER. You happy now? Go call your mother.