Psst! Everyone’s trying to be nice about it, but all those holiday cookies and egg nog are starting to show. Hopefully it’s not as bad as the time your mom gave you Suzanne Somers’ diet book, but fear not, that’s what the super-sized ’80s Video Dance Attack is for. Dance to your favorite videos and some radical guilty pleasure songs tonight at the Crystal. Shake it, chunky! CF
1332 W Burnside, Portland, OR 97209
Hours: Doors usually open an hour before show time.