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Twin Forks, Matrimony and Bike Thief

Star Theater (map) Downtown
Sat., Oct. 19, 9 p.m. 2013 All Ages

$12.50

Ever wonder what Dashboard Confessional's Chris Carrabba is up to these days (if you even consider his existence in the first place)? Stop right now or you'll regret it: That middling worm has a new band called Twin Forks, and their debut EP contains some of the worst music I've heard all year. It's hardly a surprise—Carrabba's "good" material has always been cloying and melodramatic at best and impossibly inane at worst. This is the worst. Fame and a disassociation from his punk roots allegedly played a large part in contributing to Carrabba's disenchantment with Dashboard Confessional—good thing he started over and went all Mumford and Sons, then. It's a wonder anyone ever took him so, so seriously. MORGAN TROPER

Star Theater

13 NW 6th, Portland, OR 97209
503-248-4700
http://www.startheaterportland.com

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  • Sat., Oct. 19, 9 p.m. 2013
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