When everybody is on the one, the world is a beautiful place, and no one is better at unlocking that pure joy than George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic. Partner that with the gutbucket soul Ural Thomas and the Pain pour all over the stage, and it's a guarantee the Crystal is going to be one bouncy, bumping, gloryhallastoopid mess. BOBBY ROBERTS
1332 W Burnside, Portland, OR 97209
Hours: Doors usually open an hour before show time.