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Starlight Parade

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Sat., May 31, 8:30-11 p.m. 2014

PARADE—HOLY SHIT! We all know there’s only ONE reason we live in Portland: THE MOTHERFUCKING STARLIGHT PARADE!!!! This year’s mind-exploding nocturnal wonderland is FINALLY HERE, bringing with it an ass-clenching array of eyeball-orgasm delights: LIGHT-UP FLOATS! SPARKLING VISIONS! VEIN-SHOCKING MUSIC! BEAUTIFUL LADIES! SURLY HIGH SCHOOLERS IN MARCHING BANDS! STARLIGHT PARADE! STAAAAAARRRLIGGGHT PARRRRAAAADE! EH

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  • Sat., May 31, 8:30-11 p.m. 2014
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