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The Eagles

Moda Center (map) North
Wed., Aug. 27, 8 p.m. 2014 All Ages

Rose Garden

Rock's most boring band took a couple of decades off and emerged as rock's biggest assholes. (Don't worry, they're still boring.) Lead asshole Don Henley has been litigious against artists like Frank Ocean and Okkervil River for altering his songs to make new work, apparently not paying attention to the past 25 years of pop music history. Someone get this man a copy of Paul's Boutique, stat. And co-lead asshole Glenn Frey, along with Henley, fired guitarist/non-asshole Don Felder after they tricked the longtime member into taking a lower percentage of Eagles profits. Joe Walsh and Timothy B. Schmidt, who are only assholes-by-association, are still kicking around, and original member Bernie Leadon has popped up on a few recent shows. I don't know if he's an asshole. At tonight's show you can sing along to schlock like "Best of My Love" and "Heartache Tonight" and be an asshole, too! NED LANNAMANN

Moda Center

1 Center Court, Portland, OR 97227

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