What the heck? Sideshow pitchman Jim Rose leads his eccentric performance troupe through town, alongside disgraced WWF legend Jake the Snake Roberts? While it makes no sense whatsoever, tonight's event will feature some turnbuckle-flying action, circus stunts, a possible appearance by a snake named "Damien," and enough oddities to make The Wrestler seem like a wholesome family flick. EAC
128 NE Russell, Portland, OR 97212
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